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Carne Asada Experiments 3: Plan

September 28, 2025 | by jconstantineroth@gmail.com

This time, I remembered to type out my plan before I conducted the experiment. The next post will be the experiment itself, which I intend to conduct following the Eagles’ annual trip to Tampa Bay to be thwacked by Baker Mayfield.

Overall Objectives

My overall objectives remain the same – restated here:

  1. I want a beef entree that replicates the taste and texture of Orlando’s Carne Asada.
    • The marinade should match taste.
    • The cut of beef should match texture.
    • The beef preparation should match texture.
  2. I want a collection of sides, that, together with the Carne Asada, replicates the taste and texture of Orlando’s Carne Asada Burrito.
  3. I want a burrito preparation technique that permits me to replicate the construction of an Orlando’s Carne Asada Burrito.
  4. As a secondary objective, I would like to explore substitute preparation methods.

Today’s Objective

In this experiment, I am focusing on item 1. I am confident in my sides, and I want to go back to beef as the meat base to see if I can replicate Orlando’s Carne Asada burritos.

Target Recipe

Target Process:

  • 2.85 lb Chuck X Rib roast, sliced 1-inch-thick in the longest direction.
  • Marinade: Combine in a large glass pan
    • 1/2 Cup lime Juice, 1/2 Cup Orange juice (fresh)
    • 1/2 cup Low Sodium Soy Sauce
    • 20 cloves garlic
    • 6 tbsp Avocado Oil
    • 4 tsp cumin, 4 tsp mexican oregano, 4 tsp chipotle chile power
    • 1 tsp kosher salt
    • 1 Cup Cilantro (Stems + leaves)
    • 2 onions, cut into 8ths
  • Adjust salt content to taste, then remove 1/4 of marinade
  • Add 3 tsp kosher salt
  • Add meat, marinade in fridge for as long as possible

Sides Target Recipes

  • Beans
    • In other experiments, my wife and I have concluded that beans are better to just do by taste.
    • Rinse a can of low sodium black beans in a colander
    • Put them in a pot with some water.
    • Dump in some collection of spices (Mostly cumin, paprika/smoked paprika, salt)
    • Get them to simmer for a while (~.5 hour), keeping water level low (Beans not necessarily fully covered)
    • Adjust seasoning to taste, throw in some lime at the end.
  • Rice (Credit https://littlespicejar.com/cilantro-lime-rice/)
    • Rinse 1.5 Cups rice (Signature Select Enriched Long-Grain Rice) in sieve
    • Melt 2 Tbsp butter in rice-cooking vessel
    • Add rice and stir for 1.5 min
    • Add Garlic and sauté 30 seconds
    • Add 3 cups water (per 2-1 Water/rice ratio from rice cooking instructions)
    • Add .5 tsp bouillon/chicken broth base
    • Salt water
    • Boil then simmer according to rice instructions
    • Fluff after cooking is completed, then add:
      • zest of 1 lime
      • juice of 1 lime
      • 1/2 cup chopped cilantro
  • Salsa/Pico de Gallo (Credit a random redditor, as referenced in prior post)
    • Prepare the morning before eating, leave covered in fridge until serving
    • Combine in a medium bowl:
    • 4 cups Roma tomatoes. Remove seeds and dice.
    • 1 Cup chopped Cilantro
    • Half a red onion Diced
    • 1 Jalapeño pepper. Remove seeds and dice.
    • 1 tsp salt
    • 1 tsp pepper
    • Juiced 1/2 lime
    • Adjust salt, pepper, and lime to taste
  • Olives
    • Safeway medium olives, sliced into halves and thirds
  • Cheese
    • Monterrey Jack cheese, finely grated
  • Tortilla
    • Guerrero Sonora Style Burrito tortillas

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